Funny Whatsapp Status

Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

 

  • In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.
  • A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.
  • LET’S F_UCK – All I need is U.’
  • You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.
  • Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Funny Whatsapp Status

 

  • Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.
  • May god bless you, sick and shameful life.
  • Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
  • My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING
  • Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in ass.
  • People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.
  • I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.
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  • I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.

 

  • Don’t worry. God is always on time.

 

  •  She loves me or not but I love her a lot. 😛

 

  • Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.

 

  • Warning, do you think it’s right time to talk to me?

 

  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

 

  • I know you look on my status.

Funny Whatsapp Status

 

  • Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.

 

  • My attitude is based on how you treat me.

 

  • When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you….

 

  • Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

 

  • Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.

 

  • So many friendships end with “we just stopped talking..”

 

  • The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, Be One.

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  • Love is made by trust, respect, and caring.

 

  • Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.

 

  • Roses are red. I am going to bed.

 

  • I know I’m not perfect, I’m vintage, which means my flaws make me priceless!

 

  • Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

 

  • Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World. BUT… Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC

 

  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

 

  • I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.

 

Funny Whatsapp Status

 

  • The reason good men are hard to find is because they’re usually too busy working.

 

  • Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.

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