365 status for whatsapp daily updated list

365 status for whatsapp daily updated list

  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  • I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
  • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
  • I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
  • I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
  • I am only good at hiding my feelings
  • I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
  • I am responsible for my own happiness
  • I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  • It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
  • I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
  • Down to earth but still above you all.
  • Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)   ( Romantic Whatsapp Status)
  • I like cars with edges and women with curves
  • Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
  • Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
  • A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
  • Stop checking my status better you have your own.

Cool status for whatsapp

  • I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who love me.
  • Straight little  3 words for you – I Love You
  • WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( attitude whatsapp status )
  • Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account
  • Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Rays
  • My parents are my world, and I go on world tour daily.
  • Satisfy the Person Who expect smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Nothing.
  • My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
  • Do not wait for time. Make it..
  • Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
  • Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair. ( whatsapp dp)
  • Pople are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, Just noise..
  • Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…
  • I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..
  • I am Waiting for GF Message!
  • There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..
  • I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…

Short status for whatsapp

  • Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.
  • Save Water, Drink Wine!!
  • 70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
  • A whole day to celebrate.
  • Knowledge is power..
  • Keep Calm and Sing on Mountains…
  • Sucess Does not come in a day…!!
  • We learn by Doing…
  • Simplicity is to live without ideals.
  • Always Be Positive….. 
  • Habits are That make you happy.
  • Don’t worry be happy…
  • Life Goes on… 
  • I love my job when i am on vacation( best whatsapp status )
  • The lottery is a myth.
  • Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.
  • You are never too old to chase your dreams.
  • Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise

 

Attitude status for whatsapp

  • If they hates U for no reason Ask The Reason..
  • I tried being like U, my personality didn’t like it.
  • Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
  • I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
  • There is One Problem In World Without Solution is Girl Friend..!
  • I don’t care what people _think or say about me..! 
  • Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
  •  I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.

attitude status for whatsapp

  •  Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
  • I started out with nothing and i still have most of it 🙂
  •  I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
  •  I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
  •  They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
  •  Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
  •  Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
  •  I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

Hindi status for whatsapp

  • क्यों हम भरोसा करें गैरों पर_ जबकि हमें चलना है! अपने ही पैरों पर…..!!
  • Koi phoolo se karta hai pyar koi kaanto se hum unse karte hai pyar jo hum se krte hai pyar..##
  • Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke rule ko….Ab jo yad karega wo hi yad rahega…!!
  • प्यार का रिश्ता भी कितना अजीब होता है_ ##मिल जाये तो बातें लंबी और ##बिछड़ जायें तो यादें लंबी।
  • Zindgi adhuri lagti hai jab apne he rooth jate hai..
  • Zindgi bhut choti hai….hamesha Kush rahe!
  • तुम्हारा दिल है या किसी मंत्री का इस्तीफा, …कब से मांग रहा हूँ, दे ही नहीं रही हो..
  • Aql badam khane se nahi dhake khane se aati hai..
  • !!Fiqr kar uski jo apki fiqr kre_ Vase to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard Insaan…
  • तुम मुझे अच्छे या बुरे नहीं लगते बस अपने लगते हो..!!

 

Love status for whatsapp

  • My girlfriend always laughs during sex . . . no matter what she’s reading!
  • I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.
  • Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
  • I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy!
  • Love is not about how much you say “i love you” but how much you can prove that it’s true.
  • Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people, when one leaves it hurts the other.
  • No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
  • Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

love status for whatsapp

  • I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I’ll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I’d do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets
  • Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
  • Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
  • A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

Funny status for whatsapp

  • Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.
  • May god bless you, sick and shameful life.
  • Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
  • My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING
  • Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in ass.

funny status for whatsapp

  • People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.
  • I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.
  • I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.
  • Don’t worry. God is always on time.
  •  She loves me or not but I love her a lot. 😛
  • Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
  • Warning, do you think it’s right time to talk to me?
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

 

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